FIRST TO SECOND PLACE
everyone who held the door, and what it cost them
The First to Second Place receipt is the site's only leaderboard: a pay-to-be-#1 board with exactly one #1, listing everyone who bought the throne, what they paid, and how long they lasted before someone paid more.
$0
squandered across 0 takes · every dollar receipted
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* * * OFFICIAL RECEIPT * * *
2026-08-29 REG 01 CASHIER: THE INTERNET
* * * OFFICIAL RECEIPT * * *
2026-08-29 REG 01 CASHIER: THE INTERNET
— nobody yet —
TOTAL SQUANDERED$0.00
REFUNDS ISSUED$0.00
NO PRIZES · NO REGRETS · NO REFUNDS
THANK YOU FOR WASTING RESPONSIBLY
THANK YOU FOR WASTING RESPONSIBLY
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Every dollar on this page is listed in the public ledger (also available as raw JSON). Nothing is won. Nothing comes back. The seat is waiting.